Why, hello. I'm hungry. You're fucked. Let's play lions together and howl at the moon. This is a blog, or some shit. I will scribe here when I'm bored and Daddy's not home. ;)
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:)I’m not sure whether I should be aroused or terrified by that smile, Billy.
Both?
Both is excellent.
That settles that, then. I feel both. Which makes sense, because you are quite attractive. But there’s something about you that makes my stomach twist.
I’d like to explore this duality of feelings more thoroughly, I think.
Do I make anything lower than that twist? Baby, I think I do…
Mm. If I weren’t locked in this room…
(Source: skywardbound)
:)I’m not sure whether I should be aroused or terrified by that smile, Billy.
Both?
Both is excellent.
(Source: skywardbound)
I haven’t been doing my…duties.
Naughty, naughty Billy, look at you, not doing your writing, not keeping a boring old journal…Naughty Billy.
I went shopping last night. Or,mylast night, rather. I’m not sure when your last night was, Daddy. You’ll have to tell me about that night…I remember smelling something funny on our fingers.
How is the Missus, by the way?
Anyway, yes. Shopping.
Had to pick up rubbers, becausesomebody was too busy reading to do it. I don’t place the blame anywhere in particular, but you know, one of us has to be the responsible one!
Well, I thought it would be more fun to pick up some peas and purple catsup (purple catsup, so fun! Your kids will love it), and some little whelp stole our wallet.Snick!Right out of my back pocket.
Oh, he was a clever one, Daddy. So smart, such nimble fingers.
He’ll be having a hard time finding those fingers, though. They fit rather neatly into one of my spare bags and wiggled their way into a dumpster. Did you know that the human mouth can snap off a finger as easily as it can bite through a carrot?
Good thing we didn’t have our ring on, eh? He might’ve gone after that, too…
